It's on beautiful days in May, like this one, when the sky is blue, the birds are chirping, and the sun is warming the earth, when a person just can't help but think...

My GOD, the FLIES!!!!

Seriously.  I took the day off to do garden work, but have given up on that foolishness and am going to clean the kitchen instead.

We almost had Subarued Venison for dinner last night. I don't know what I was looking at when this deer ambled onto the road, but it certainly wasn't the road. Or the deer. I probably made the person in the car behind me pee his pants, given how long it took me to get around to applying the brakes. However, I did not hit the ambling deer and ( Read more... )

Things to do:

1. Get a gun license
2. Purchase a hunting rifle
3. Blow the non-living hell out of that fake deer those people up the mountain have out by the road
4. Get the song Lydia the Tattooed Lady out of my head

Here's my political dilemma. Maybe some of you people who are smarter than I am or who pay better attention to such things can help me out.

Obama ( Read more... )

On my drive into work today, I saw a wild turkey flying from one side of the road to the other. I laughed out loud. They look pretty darn funny when they are flying. Unless they don't clear the 18 wheeler heading for them. This one did ( Read more... )